Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Seeking sweetness

​Recipe for Coconut-macadamia-banana muffins​: 



Ingredients:
2/3 cup raw macadamia nuts, chopped
2/3 cup unsweetened coconut flakes/chips, chopped (or use shredded)
1 cup blanched almond flour
¼ cup coconut flour
3 ripe bananas, peeled and mashed
2 eggs
1/3 cup honey
1/3 cup extra virgin coconut oil, melted and cooled
¾ tsp baking soda
½ tsp salt
1 tsp lemon juice
1 tsp vanilla

Steps:
1.    Preheat oven to 350F.
2.    Toast macadamia nuts and coconut flakes on a baking sheet in the oven until starting to brown, about 6-8 minutes, stirring every 2-3 minutes.
3.    In a medium bowl, combine almond flour, coconut flour, salt and baking soda.  In a separate bowl, whisk eggs, mashed banana, honey, coconut oil, lemon juice and vanilla.
4.    Pour wet mixture over dry mixture and stir to combine.  Add toasted macadamia nuts and coconut.
5.    Spoon batter into greased muffin tin and bake for 30 minutes.


Saturday, April 11, 2015

Demonstration Multipurpose School Blues

Myriad memories flashback: the first smell of monsoon rain after a scorching summer, the bare feet afternoon strolls to pluck guavas from the neighbor’s backyard, the street cricket matches, the small squabbles over marbles, and overall the unforgettable memories of my childhood buddies. Many times I will laugh aloud immersed in the past completely unaware that Bindu is watching. She would ask, “Again you are back in the DM days! Tell me what was so funny”.
Funny it was indeed but that was not all, it was a cauldron of emotions. It was one of the most joyous and carefree times of my life. This time came and disappeared in no time. Yet it left lasting impressions of a lifetime.
I will start with an interesting one first. You may associate the right emotion. It was an uneventful day until the PE class in the afternoon. I was quite anxious, as I had forgotten to wear my canvas shoes. However, I was not the only one. Sudeep[1] had done likewise. We knew that this was a serious offense. While I was quite nervous, Sudeep seemed unfazed. The PE class started with all students queuing up and Hajari sir was inspecting the uniforms of everyone. Sudeep stood before me and I waited with bated breath for my turn. Sir approached Sudeep and asked him the reasons for wearing sandals instead of the usual uniform. Sudeep started to sob and this prompted sir to go close to him. Sir asked softly, “What is wrong Sudeep. Are you all right”? Sudeep, in response, started sobbing a little louder and this prompted our teacher to repeat his question, with a hint of concern this time. Sudeep, encouraged by sir’s imminent kindness mustered enough courage to point to the cause of his sorrow. While continuing to sob, he pointed to a boil on his left eyelid. What happened after that is history; our teacher’s wrath resulted in many back sores but no more eye-sores; I mean eyesores!
A second memorable event is associated with a teacher who replaced our usual Math teacher for a few days in class V. He started the class with a quiz: “Who is he that sits between two mats and is an ics”? The class was silent for 5 minutes and then sir asked us to discuss possible answers. We started to murmur with our neighbours but found no clues to this puzzle. Sir then smilingly said, the answer lies in the subject of interest for this class, namely MAT-HE-MAT-ICS. With this interlude, sir aroused our interest in this mundane subject through his unique pedagogy. I thought to myself, who is this interesting teacher? Later, I learnt during the recess from my friends from another section that he is Mr. Kameswar Rao. I still remember his full name K. A. S. S. V. Kameswar Rao and I am sure many of you will recognize the prefixes – Kundulu, Appala Sita Satya Venkat. These were part of the DM folklore and I can’t ascertain the veracity of these.
Section C was an interesting class. We all came from Odiya medium unlike the other two sections and were in training to switch to full English medium from class VIII. However, academics and the challenges posed by the bilingual training was not always our focus.
We were a multitalented and diverse bunch of individuals and we excelled in mimicking our teachers and giving pet names to them, which were ranging from the Elephant (Hati) to the Ant (Janda)! While we had a few studious individuals who were always immersed in academics, many were excellent in sports, some great in arts and music and yet others whose main talent was related to creation of fun and frolic primarily through mischief. I will dwell upon one of my colleagues who belonged to the last category. While he was “vertically challenged” and seemed much smaller than the rest of his peers, he matched this shortfall with an immense ability of thinking laterally and beyond the comprehension of any one else. He was the unlikely leader of an “alternative segment”, who led all plotting and planning activities related to the next big prank. I will now relate an incident that changed the moral of our class forever.
The said incident happened when we were in class VIII and we were occupying one of the last classrooms on the first floor. Any teacher would have to walk a long corridor to come to our class. The leaders of the alternative segment would stand outside the classroom on the veranda when one class finished and we waited for the next teacher’s arrival. On this eventful day, we were waiting for the start of the Math lesson. Many students in our class didn’t like the style of teaching of this teacher and made fun of him usually in the background. On this eventful day, our teacher was approaching from the far end of this long corridor. At this point, someone from this alternative segment shouted the teacher’s pet name and then everyone ran into the classroom accompanied by a deafening noise.
Our teacher entered the class but was visibly upset and made the entire class stand for the whole period. We were advised that the incident will be reported to our much-revered Headmaster and no further Math classes will be conducted until the culprit came forward. The class stood in silence and no one came forward. This was repeated for three periods on three consecutive days, until the teacher’s patience ran out. For the next class, sir said that if we all stubbornly refuse to comply, we would all receive hits on our knuckles from his duster. This form of punishment continued for a few more days until something happened behind the scenes and the teaching resumed. I am not aware till this day regarding the nature of the solution or how it was arrived. However, this incident bears testimony to the nature of the unity and bonding between our classmates. While we fought and quarreled from time to time, our alternative segment would take a stand and would mend fences so that we came together again.
From these collective memories, I will now digress a bit into my school blues. I was inherently shy, frail and hence introverted. I came straight to class V from a very small Odiya medium UP school in Unit IX Bhubaneswar. DM, in contrast to my previous school, was massive with a large compound, many classrooms with large classes and a huge student population. The school was not just focused on academics but on a wholesome education involving sports, music, drama and classes involving life skills from carpentry to welding. I was in complete awe of this school and its pupils, the smart uniform clad pupils and the well-dressed and (usually) good-humored teachers. Due to my shy nature and frail built, it usually took me much longer to make new friends and I was struggling in the first few days. I would usually play by myself during the breaks.  One well-built colleague of mine spotted my weakness and whenever I saw him I took my gaze away and moved to a different spot. One day, I was sitting on a branch of a star fruit tree thinking that I was all by myself, when I noticed that my “not so fond” colleague was right beside me. When I stated to get down, he made a foul remark. In response, I was taken over with rage and my fist landed on his face. He retaliated brutally and we both fell on the ground.
Some magical thing happened afterwards. He got up first and forwarded his hand to help me get up. I didn’t realize how that happened. Maybe he sensed that this frail body frame was hiding something deeper. I also sensed that the hard exterior of my colleague was hiding a much softer side. We have never looked back since that day and became best friends for life. We complimented each other very well as he helped and protected me from many menacing situations, while I reciprocated through joint lessons and academic preparations before examinations. I will never forget my friend’s selfless service to many in our class.
It is now close to midnight and I will have to conclude reluctantly with deep admiration of those eventful days, the dedicated teachers, and the most remarkable friends that I reminisce forever.





[1] I have changed the names not to offend my friends.

Friday, April 10, 2015

The English, the language

Subhashis Panda


1) There is no wind in the football..
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?.
3) You rotate the ground 4 times..
4) You go and understand the tree.
5) I'll give you clap on ur cheeks..
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
7) Close the window airforce is coming.
8) I have two daughters and both are girls..
9) Stand in a straight circle..
10) Don't stand in front of my back.
11) Why Haircut not cut..?
12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor.
13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
14) You talking bad habit.
15) Give me a red pen of any colour.
16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink?
17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.
18) Both of u stand together separately.
19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!!