Friday, April 10, 2015

The English, the language

Subhashis Panda


1) There is no wind in the football..
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?.
3) You rotate the ground 4 times..
4) You go and understand the tree.
5) I'll give you clap on ur cheeks..
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
7) Close the window airforce is coming.
8) I have two daughters and both are girls..
9) Stand in a straight circle..
10) Don't stand in front of my back.
11) Why Haircut not cut..?
12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor.
13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
14) You talking bad habit.
15) Give me a red pen of any colour.
16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink?
17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.
18) Both of u stand together separately.
19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!!

3 comments:

  1. The extension sentences are given below, pointwise:
    1. Make wind, gol ball, play.
    2. No talkings.
    3. ...then lean (kneel) down.
    4. This has another application. As in: "Please understand a rickshaw for me".
    5. One hand does not clap (gote hatare tali bajeni).
    6. Bring any two parents.
    7. Bring a plane paper.
    8. Both are having same periods now.
    9. Adjust your neighbour.
    10. Go pacchaku.
    11. Now grass cut.
    12....from 8 to 10.
    13. You think I am donkey?
    14. Quite good habit.
    15. Only red.
    16. Otherwise it is hot drink.
    17. ... or I will fall myself.
    18. No touching.
    19. No comments anyone.

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